Whiny Drinks Alone
(Weasel the Beagle's tribute to Weasel's friend Whiny45s The Drunk)
Whiny drinks alone, yeah
With nobody else
It drinks alone, yeah
With nobody else
You know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves
Every morning just before breakfast
Whiny don't want no coffee or teaJust it,
the voices and good buddy Wiser
That's all it ever needs
'Cause it drinks alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves
The other night Whiny lay plotting
And it awoke with terrible "DTs"
So it called up its pal Jack Daniels
And its partner Jimmy Beam
And they drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves
The other day Whiny got invited to a party
But Whiny stayed home instead
Just it and its pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers Black and Red
And they drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves
Whiny's whole family done gave up on it
And it makes it feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with it
Is Whiny's dear Old Grand-Dad
And they drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know why it drinks aloneT
he voices prefer to be by themselves
