In keeping with your request, here's the FIRST installment of information about the fictional character, UM's RING MASTER - better known as Weasel the Beagle.
Weasel has no original thoughts. Weasel reads other people's writings and pretends the thoughts originated with Weasel even though the other writings pre-date Weasel's dribble. This behavior is quickly identified by others and helps make Weasel look as foolish as Weasel really is in the fictional cyber chat room.
Weasel likes being a ring master because it puts Weasel at the same level of getting attention as Weasel's idol UM. Weasel prefers being negative as nothing is Weasel's life goes well. Weasel can not keep a romance going because whomever Weasel lures into Weasel's life quickly finds out how shallow and self-centered Weasel is. Therefore, Weasel lives a sad life alone making up negative things to say and do in order to try to make other people's lives as sad and meaningless as Weasel's life.
Weasel is driven by the sole desire to be the main focus in the fictional cyber chat room. What Weasel has yet to realize is that only the followers of UM pay any attention to Weasel's negative rantings. Weasel refuses to see that Weasel's self destructive behavior causes many to avoid any conversation with Weasel other than the obligatory greetings.
Weasel feels powerless so to gain power, Weasel focuses on demeaning others as Weasel as learned well from UM that there are some (but not all) of the very insecure people in the fictional cyber chat room who will, for a short period of time, fall for Weasel's dribble, until they realize that Weasel only spews hate. At which time, the insecure start seeking another leader (as any insecure person would do). For even the insecure will come to realize when they are being used as pawns in a negative game and when these people are seeking something positive in their lives, they quickly abandon the negative and those who spew the hate.
Weasel is quite the sad sack to be sure. So to tell all there is to tell about Weasel will take many postings. Much about Weasel can be gleamed from the conversation in which Weasel engages so my next posting will include dialogue from the fictional cyber chat room with some of Weasel's conversational hatred as a demonstration of Weasel's desperate need for attention at the cost of spewing hate and negative anger.
