Some of you have asked if the fictional character Unchained Melody has any friends. The simple answer is …really given the fact that UM makes a life out of mooching off of people and not working and all those other endearing character traits don't we all know a UM sum where.
UM does have a fictional “online gang”. The purpose of the fictional gang is to harass, intimidate, and berate anyone who a) would not hold UM up as a deity, b) would not agree that every word spoken by UM is gospel truth, c) would contradict UM’s assessment of any situation, d) would challenge UM’s supposed spiritual behavior, e) would not subject themselves to the victimization handed out by UM, etc, etc, etc (you get the idea).
You wanted to know the fictional names of any friends UM had. Well, since there are none, I will give you the fictional names of the “ringleaders” UM’s fictional gang.
Airless the Airhead; Weasel the Beagle; Whiny45s the Drunk; PestyWymn; Weird the Femme; MixWit the Useless; Real Fla Rooter; Slopical Slice; Miserable Crabby; Male Bkwrds; JoKer On Line; LeafsOfCream; QuietGenes; Freud The Fraud; TxCapCity
Yes, each one of these "gang leaders" has a story and I will be included those stories in future Chroncile posting.
Until then, keep the emails coming. And remember, this is all fiction. If someone wants to personalize this, it's their paranoia acting up.
