Thanks to every one for your emails and as a result, I am adding a new post to give "the background" on Unchained Leloday since so many want to know "what is this fictiious person's history".
Let me begin by gving you an example of what Unchained Melody's thinking process is...
UM does NOT ever want to have to have a REAL job. UM wants to spend some one else's money. UM wants some one else to pay all the bills. UM wants to be the center of all attention. UM wants to people to think that UM "knows all". An example of these traits is very clear when UM picks UM's "target". Here's what I mean.
UM had been observing a person for awhile and had heard rumors that the person had lots of money or at least access to lots of money from this person's family. So immediately, UM sit out to get this person's attention and make UM's way into the person's life. UM was able to get the person to meet UM at a social event. At that time UM got the person as drunk as possible (UM already knew the person liked to drink). So now the person was vulunerable enough for UM to make the move. UM convinced the person to allow UM to "visit" so they could get to know each other better. Now, the person didn't totally have honest intentions either. The person was hoping that UM who stay and be "housekeeper, cook, and sex partner" so the person could drink and not have to worry about the consequences of a poorly kept house.
At any rate, UM and the person would take long walks in the woods, along rivers, and such (which is amazing given UM is always saying that UM has been told NOT to walk a lot - but that's another story for later). At any rate, while the person was at work, UM went through every thing in the house trying to find the money or the source of the money. UM eventually realized that UM would not find the money without help so UM contrived a story about needing funds for some emergency (a phone bill). The person agreed to assist with the bill but still would not tell where the money was and would not let UM have access to it.
Well, that didn't sit well with UM. After two weeks of trying to get hold of the money, UM was told from another source that the person has said UM would never be told where the money was/is.
So, UM ended her "visit" , gathered up all but one of the things she had brought (UM always leaves one thing behind in case circumstances change it's an excuse to return), and immediately turned into a viper and, in public, accused the "target" of being a drunk, not taking care of the house, etc (which if all was true it still did not need to be spewed in public). UM left cos the person stuck to the plan. UM was NOT getting any money UNLESS UM was the person's sex partner.
Knowing things were not going to change, UM immediately started harassing the person for the one thing UM had left behind. Claiming the person was using it to lure UM back (which may have had some truth but paled in comparision to UM's motives).
When the person kept taking a long time to return the item, UM started wailing in public "I want my hey atttttttt, I want me hey attttttttt (in her best southern whiny voice) and hey atttt is obviously supposed to be HAT but the whiney voice distorted the word severely.
Eventually she got the "hey atttttt" back and the person still held a flame for UM in hopes that UM will some day want to be the "housekeeper, cook, and sex partner" but thankfully the person has moved on with life now.
Now, that's just part of the story of the character behind UM. I will post more later. I hope you enjoyed the story. I am glad every one finds the character as outrageously and bizarrely humorous as I do.
