The date is December 19, 3012 and UM is in the cyber chat room espousing her "wisdom" yet again as we listen in to the conversation.
Unchained Melody: In 2 days the world will come to an end as predicted by Nostradamus and the Mayan calendar
Person 1: Sorry UM but that was 12/21/2012 not 3012
Unchained Melody: Do you dare contradict me? People got it wrong back then. I am right. Just look at the signs.
Person 2: What signs UM?
Person 3: rofl the sign that says "Yet another false prophet speaks with forked tongue". rofl
Unchained Melody: Laugh all you like. The climate in all of the universe is changing. The stars are aligned as they never have been before. Do you dare not see the truth?
Weasel the Beagle: UM, I see and I believe.
Unchained Melody: Then Weasel I am sad that we will not have many more days left to know each other.
LeafsOfCream: here on Mars things are changing rapidly too
Unchained Melody: True Leafs it's the entire universe that's how they got it wrong last time they saw it as just the earth
Person 1: Well UM if that's true then I guess it really doesn't matter if I believe you or not no one will be around to know rofl
Whiny45s The Drunk: Hey lay off of UM she's the only smart one in this group
Person 2: Oh Whiny go back to your beer can
Person 3: people have been saying since time immortal that "tomorrow is the end of time" i guess when it happens it happens
Unchained Melody: Well you could at least do something positive with your last few days
Person 1: why UM there won't be anyone around to know if what you say is true
(12/21/3012 comes and goes with out incident)
Person 1: well it's 12/22/3012 and we're still here chatting I wonder where UM is rofl
Person 2: Who cares i think people who have nothing better to do than to try to scare people into believing stuff like that need a life
Weasel the Beagle: Hey leave UM alone she just got the year wrong i bet but it will happen on 12/21/4012 I bet
Whiny45s The Drunk: Yeah what Weasel said
Person: Well since none of us will be here to know if it happens it doesn't matter fact is she was wrong and i bet she doesn't show her face in for awhile rofl
(weeks pass and UM does not appear in the cyber chat room but then ...)
Unchained Melody: Weasel, Whiney, Leafs, merry meet greetings my universal friends
Person 1: rofl the dead has risen
Weasel the Beagle: UM so glad to see you we have missed yo
Person 2: Not all of us rofl
LeafsOfCream: UM Mars is a mess these days what do you see for our future
Person 3: rofl the nutcase gets it wrong and they want MORE rofl
LeafsOfCream: you are so wise
Person 1: rofl some people it's like the blind leading the blind
Weasel the Beagle: UM so glad we have another day together
Unchained Melody: yes every day is a blessing mote be
Person 1: i think i'm going to gag rofl barf barf
Person 2: how can people believe this stuff and just ignore when "predictions" are wrong it's like Jeanne Dixon all over again (saw a show about her recently)
Person 3: i know what you mean i watched a show about Hitler and folks called him the anti-christ and expected the end of the world
Unchained Melody: believe or not believe the end will catch you all dreaming then
Person 1: UM you said the end was 12/21/3012 i think you need to consult a calendar not your ouijo board rofl
(and the chat continues for hours with the gullible supporting the false sayings while the intelligent ones move on to another conversation ...)
