The Chronicles of Unchained Melody - Pt 18

As we still slowly into the Cyber Chat Room, we find chat room folks pondering the meaning of tattoos: and other fancy stuff

Person1: UM question for you what's with a treble clef tatt on 1 cheek, the sharp note tatt on the other cheek, and the musical scale on the forehead
Person 2: rofl here we go rofl
Person: her dad was treble and her mom was a sharp dope
Unchained Melody: I am the daughter of music the heir of all things of sound
Person 1: what the heck does THAT mean UM
Unchained Melody: My parents were musical and I inherited their sounds and rythms
Person 2: rofl heir of all things of sound rofl sounds like DUH to me
Person 1: but WHY would you put those tattoos on your face
Unchained MelodyL the tattoos are a tribute to my heritage
Person3: rofl with tatts like that we know why UM hasn't had a real job since oh gosh well UM never has lol
Person 2: rofl yeah who is going to hire someone who looks so freak fridayish rofl
Unchained Melody: I am a caregiver i travel from place to place assisting people and i don't charge for my services
Person 1: UM how the heck do you pay your bills if you're never paid
Person 2: rofl cargiver my potato smasher rofl
Person 3: gawd does UM really think any one still believes that yarn
Unchained Melody: mother nature tends to my survival and i do not cling to material possesions
Person 2; rofl you can't HAVE material possessions if you don't have a job rofl
Person 3: gawd UM's fantasy life gets weirder every time it's told lol
Person 1: so where do you live UM when no one will take you in
Unchained Melody : mother nature tends me Person 1
Person 3: rofl translation ... in the back seat of the nearest abandoned space runner rofl
Person 2: or in the trunk of an old freighter lol rofl
Person 1: what does mother nature tends me mean UM
Unchained Melody: it means what it means
Person 1: okay i should have known I wouldn't get an intelligent answer sorry i even asked

The Chronicles of Unchained Melody - Pt 17

As we peek into the cyber chat room we hear Weasel and Pesky worrying about their paranoid dillusion

PeskyWymn: can i ask who Person A is with out getting in trouble lol
Airless the Airhead: seems to be new Pesky
Person 1 : she left i think
Weasel the Beagle: no clue Pesky, ya never know, rofl
Airless the Airhead: thats so true
Weasel the Beag;e: kinda like Person X yesterday, that turned out to be another sn of the clone
Airless the Airhead: that must be one hell of a job keeping up with sneaking into lives as someone else
Person2: Does anyone know how Flogherchickadee is doing???
Airless the Airhead: proof of a serious mental illness
Weasel the Beagle: exactly Airless, makes you wonder how many computers someone can have linked to have 3 sns in the chatroom at one time, thats pretty sick
Person 3: Airless...or a seriously BORING life
Person 4: Interesting tho how some people think they know who every one is but then they turn out to be so wrong
Person 5: so true Person 4 the rumors and paranoia in this room gets so funny at times
Airless the Airhead: well heck what truth i do not wonder lmao one would have to care
Weasel the Beagel: very i am now receiving nasty emails from the clone's crones
Person 3: : sorry Person 2 i don't know that person
Airless the Airhead: Weasel really?
Weasel the Beagel: no biggie, i send them to cyber chat report, hahaha
Airless the Airhead: but thats how they work
Weasel the Beagel: i got a really foul email yesterday from Smackwitagoat of course ive changed the sn to protect the uninnocent
Miserable Crabby: Weasel lol wasn't me even though I joke about a goat
Weasel the Beagle: i know, but look at the sn Crabby, you can figure out who it is
Miserable Crabby: Weasel well you have to figure this person has no life is here 24/7 etc
Person 5: how does one know if someone is in the room unless that someone else is ALSO in the room 24/7
Persn 6: rofl they tag team they take turns sitting in here so they can keep track of that stuff
Person 7: okay now that is really not having a life feeling so insecure in a cyber chat room that you have to keep tabs on who is or isn't in the room because you think you own the room
Person 5: yeah sort of like the pot calling the kettle black
Person 4: amen i think the whole bunch of them are insecure scared little people who don't have lives
Person 7: lol and they will be bashing us when we leave you can count on that

The Chronicles of Unchained Melody - Pt 16

As we step in to the Cyber Chat Room, we hear UM and Weasel planning an attack (one of their many famous tactics for trying to impress new people) and continues with the most idle and ridiculous behavior and conversation

Weasel the Beagle: anyone ever here of Alientown,Venus?
Unchained Melody: i've heard of it and gonna stop in it on my way outta country soon
Weasel the Beagle: be sure to stop at this cool place off the Tibeas hiway UM, i hear its the place to go
Unchained Melody: yup Weasel.....thats what i heard to and Ike da Bear wants a piece of whats there..Ike's had enough being called a teddy
Weasel the Beagle: i will send the phone number UM, need to call for reservations
Unchained Melody: thanks Weasel
Weasel the Beagle: my pleasure UM
Unchained Melody: ty Weasel..i'll double check with my sources to make sure we have the correct place
Weasel the Beagle: we do
Unchained Melody: me date is 18 years younger than me...and i'm lovin every min and every thing about it...how it turns out...is creator's will....we're just gonna ride the rapids of it and see where we get to be*oh hell yeah
Unchained Melody:
Unchained Melody: favorite quote of the day It's OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
Unchained Melody: when it comes to clones...:when yet gettin kicked in the behind...that just means yer in front:::ROFLMAO::: i love this woman..she keeps me laughinSplitfeathers: yet
Person 1: UM what the heck you rattling off about now ... you know there is no such thing as a CLONE .... gawd you're an idiot which is why we don't chat with you
Person 2: i was waiting for UM to leave UM said "gonna walk the dog" but sure didn't leave
Person 3: some people just want all the attention ignore it and on with the good chat let the craziness go
Person 1: ain't that the truth every time UM shows up on my list I click the HIDE THE PIC button cos I can't tolerate looking at that mug
Person 2: yeah what's with a treble clef tatt on 1 cheek, a sharp note tatt on the other cheek, and the musical scale on the forehead
Person 3: I told you it's attention deficit ignore it it won't go away so why even acknowledge
Person 1: you know when CCR installed the video thing so you got to actually see who you were chatting with i was excited but dang some of these people are scary looking
Person 2: and they always have been lol
Person 3: I like it better when they put the blow up doll in front of the monitor rofl
Unchained Melody: I saw an ex yesterday she said to tell everyone in the room hello
Person 1: rofl like we call rofl
Person 4: Okay... subject change....There is supposed to be this back machine you lay on with feel elevated, ask your doc about it, you spend like 30 minutes on it, we commercials bout it down here
LeafsOfCream: i would need to know what it is called Person 4, my doctor belongs to the fibromyaliga association of MARS
Person 4: Next time I see the commercial, I will write it down for you
Whiny45s The Drunk: just started my woodstove
Unchained Melody: anti gravity table...hang upside down...sometimes does help but I prefer a sensory deprivation tank
LeafsOfCream: i am not hanging upside down no way
Unchained Melody: well guess no trapeze in your bedroom either then...LMAO
Person 5: try some accpunture .........modern medicne sometimes is extreme .......try one area of the body first
LeafsOfCream: i have to see if my insurance covers it
Unchained Melody: some insurance does cover 12 visits Leafs
Person 6: i go to chiropractor to have spine realigned....it helps me
Person 7: those stretching machines are nice they are nice i use one for months in Perry Mtn Venus and in WantAHeart MARS i worked a sweet trade deal for ads for free use of one
Unchained Melody: i can't afford one nor do i have a place to keep it when I've been kicked out of where I'm living but on the road, i'm spendin first month just on ME...i've done enough care givin in the past years..i need a turn
Person 1: rofl "caregiving" rofl is that the new code word for mooching off of people and not having a job rofl
Person 2: see UM's conversations make NO sense lol we all know the truth
Person 3: beware the idiot behind the curtain rofl
Unchained Melody: tend myself gently when ever possible...i have enough rough to get thru...some sure go out of their way to do harm....
Person 1: rofl okay now if that wasn't about masterbation I don't know what is rofl
Person 2: lol so true Person 1
Whiny45s The Drunk: i would start my ex's car in the cold mornings-then after IT left-i paid someone to start my car--cause IT's new lover hated me-lol
Person 3: Whiny that makes no since, why would you pay someone to start your car when you just started your lovers ?
Unchained Melody: its good to know your heritage....family crests are important facts that people should research..all heritage is important ...kinda how i see it
Person 1: where the heck did that comment come from
Person 2: lol UM is about to start the "i'm a native potato and all EYES are on me" routine
Person 3: oh i love that interpretation lol EYES n taters rofl
Person 1: you think we can all talk about our heritage cos we were BORN on VENUS
Person 2: lord knows lol but give UM time UM will prove the ignorance on the argument UM makes
Person 3: UM always does lol

The Chronicles of UM - Pt 15

As we look in on the cyber chat room Weasel the Beagle is having a conversation with Whiny45s The Drunk:

Weasel the Beagle: hey there Whiny
Whiny45s The Drunk: don't say hi to me you traitor
Weasel the Beagle: what do you mean traitor Whiny
Whiny45s The Drunk: you know dang well what I mean you and your song
Weasel the Beagle: on come on Whiny you know how you always say you're having another Coors or getting drunk on Friday or Saturday night
Whiny45s The Drunk: Weasel it's one thing for me to joke like that it's another for you to make fun of me in one of your ridiculous songs
Person 1: you know i just saw a special on Weird Al the guy who does all those song make overs
Person 2: yeah he was funny but he never had an original thought
Person 1: yeah sorta reminds me of some one in here
Weasel the Beagle: stay out of this you idiots
Whiny45s The Drunk: oh right call every one else idiots lol you're the one who can't come up with an original tune you have to steal someone else's words to make fun of people you call friend
Weasel the Beagle: oh Whiny get over yourself it was a joke and you of all people should understand
Person 1: oh lord the nuts are turning on each other
Person 2: well you knew it had to happen eventually
Person 1: yeah well let's see how long the fight i'm going to set here and have some good laughs
Person 2: hey i laugh at them when they think they're being serious talk about egos rofl
Person 1: yeah well let's just sit here and enjoy the show
Weasel the Beagle: there ain't no ego problem here unless it's Whiny's
Whiny45s The Drunk: oh yeah like all the things you say about me behind my back i've heard all about that
Weasel the Beagle: Whiny get over your bad self why don't you have another drink

.... and for several hours Weasel and Whiny battle each other in a war of words that neither would ever win because neither understands what "friend" really means and they love to take "verbal shots" at each other when one or the other is not in the cyber chat room.

So much for peace on Venus LOL

The Chronicles of Unchained Melody - Weasel's Song

Whiny Drinks Alone
(Weasel the Beagle's tribute to Weasel's friend Whiny45s The Drunk)

Whiny drinks alone, yeah
With nobody else
It drinks alone, yeah
With nobody else
You know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves

Every morning just before breakfast
Whiny don't want no coffee or teaJust it,
the voices and good buddy Wiser
That's all it ever needs
'Cause it drinks alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves

The other night Whiny lay plotting
And it awoke with terrible "DTs"
So it called up its pal Jack Daniels
And its partner Jimmy Beam
And they drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves

The other day Whiny got invited to a party
But Whiny stayed home instead
Just it and its pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers Black and Red
And they drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves

Whiny's whole family done gave up on it
And it makes it feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with it
Is Whiny's dear Old Grand-Dad
And they drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know why it drinks aloneT
he voices prefer to be by themselves

The Choronicles of UM - Pt 14

The date is December 19, 3012 and UM is in the cyber chat room espousing her "wisdom" yet again as we listen in to the conversation.

Unchained Melody: In 2 days the world will come to an end as predicted by Nostradamus and the Mayan calendar
Person 1: Sorry UM but that was 12/21/2012 not 3012
Unchained Melody: Do you dare contradict me? People got it wrong back then. I am right. Just look at the signs.
Person 2: What signs UM?
Person 3: rofl the sign that says "Yet another false prophet speaks with forked tongue". rofl
Unchained Melody: Laugh all you like. The climate in all of the universe is changing. The stars are aligned as they never have been before. Do you dare not see the truth?
Weasel the Beagle: UM, I see and I believe.
Unchained Melody: Then Weasel I am sad that we will not have many more days left to know each other.
LeafsOfCream: here on Mars things are changing rapidly too
Unchained Melody: True Leafs it's the entire universe that's how they got it wrong last time they saw it as just the earth
Person 1: Well UM if that's true then I guess it really doesn't matter if I believe you or not no one will be around to know rofl
Whiny45s The Drunk: Hey lay off of UM she's the only smart one in this group
Person 2: Oh Whiny go back to your beer can
Person 3: people have been saying since time immortal that "tomorrow is the end of time" i guess when it happens it happens
Unchained Melody: Well you could at least do something positive with your last few days
Person 1: why UM there won't be anyone around to know if what you say is true

(12/21/3012 comes and goes with out incident)

Person 1: well it's 12/22/3012 and we're still here chatting I wonder where UM is rofl
Person 2: Who cares i think people who have nothing better to do than to try to scare people into believing stuff like that need a life
Weasel the Beagle: Hey leave UM alone she just got the year wrong i bet but it will happen on 12/21/4012 I bet
Whiny45s The Drunk: Yeah what Weasel said
Person: Well since none of us will be here to know if it happens it doesn't matter fact is she was wrong and i bet she doesn't show her face in for awhile rofl

(weeks pass and UM does not appear in the cyber chat room but then ...)

Unchained Melody: Weasel, Whiney, Leafs, merry meet greetings my universal friends
Person 1: rofl the dead has risen
Weasel the Beagle: UM so glad to see you we have missed yo
Person 2: Not all of us rofl
LeafsOfCream: UM Mars is a mess these days what do you see for our future
Person 3: rofl the nutcase gets it wrong and they want MORE rofl
LeafsOfCream: you are so wise
Person 1: rofl some people it's like the blind leading the blind
Weasel the Beagle: UM so glad we have another day together
Unchained Melody: yes every day is a blessing mote be
Person 1: i think i'm going to gag rofl barf barf
Person 2: how can people believe this stuff and just ignore when "predictions" are wrong it's like Jeanne Dixon all over again (saw a show about her recently)
Person 3: i know what you mean i watched a show about Hitler and folks called him the anti-christ and expected the end of the world
Unchained Melody: believe or not believe the end will catch you all dreaming then
Person 1: UM you said the end was 12/21/3012 i think you need to consult a calendar not your ouijo board rofl

(and the chat continues for hours with the gullible supporting the false sayings while the intelligent ones move on to another conversation ...)

Why people fake their deaths

Found this in the news and thought it would be good to share.
Why People Fake Their Deaths ... Benjamin Radford LiveScience's BadScience Columnist
– Tues Jan 20, 2:33 pm ET
In New Port Richey, Florida, a woman named Alison Matera told her friends,family, and church choir that she had cancer, and only months to live. She went into hospice, and soon the community was notified of her death. Yet Matera was quite alive; her plan unraveled when she appeared at her own funeral service, claiming to be her own long-lost identical twin sister. She was recognized, and when police were called she admitted to faking both her cancer and death.
People fake their deaths for many reasons. Most often it is done to escape legal or financial troubles, an extreme measure designed to get a fresh start and make a clean break. Other times the "victim" just wants to be alone, to get away from daily hassles, pressures, and obligations. Some people do it for life insurance fraud; others, like Alison Matera, apparently sought posthumous attention and recognition.

Given how people die and are resurrected on line, I thought this would be fun to share.

The Chronicles of Unchained Melody - Weasel the Beagle

In keeping with your request, here's the FIRST installment of information about the fictional character, UM's RING MASTER - better known as Weasel the Beagle.

Weasel has no original thoughts. Weasel reads other people's writings and pretends the thoughts originated with Weasel even though the other writings pre-date Weasel's dribble. This behavior is quickly identified by others and helps make Weasel look as foolish as Weasel really is in the fictional cyber chat room.

Weasel likes being a ring master because it puts Weasel at the same level of getting attention as Weasel's idol UM. Weasel prefers being negative as nothing is Weasel's life goes well. Weasel can not keep a romance going because whomever Weasel lures into Weasel's life quickly finds out how shallow and self-centered Weasel is. Therefore, Weasel lives a sad life alone making up negative things to say and do in order to try to make other people's lives as sad and meaningless as Weasel's life.

Weasel is driven by the sole desire to be the main focus in the fictional cyber chat room. What Weasel has yet to realize is that only the followers of UM pay any attention to Weasel's negative rantings. Weasel refuses to see that Weasel's self destructive behavior causes many to avoid any conversation with Weasel other than the obligatory greetings.

Weasel feels powerless so to gain power, Weasel focuses on demeaning others as Weasel as learned well from UM that there are some (but not all) of the very insecure people in the fictional cyber chat room who will, for a short period of time, fall for Weasel's dribble, until they realize that Weasel only spews hate. At which time, the insecure start seeking another leader (as any insecure person would do). For even the insecure will come to realize when they are being used as pawns in a negative game and when these people are seeking something positive in their lives, they quickly abandon the negative and those who spew the hate.

Weasel is quite the sad sack to be sure. So to tell all there is to tell about Weasel will take many postings. Much about Weasel can be gleamed from the conversation in which Weasel engages so my next posting will include dialogue from the fictional cyber chat room with some of Weasel's conversational hatred as a demonstration of Weasel's desperate need for attention at the cost of spewing hate and negative anger.

The Chronicles of Unchained Melody - In the Beginning

I've gotten a lot of emails wanting to know where the fictional character Unchained Melody and her gang live. The answer, of course, is in a fictional world. And the conversations are from a fictional "cafe". Here's the background.

Years into the future mankind has finally found a way to colonize on other planets. Among them, Venus. On Venus is a scattered community of people whose only communication is through a "cyber cafe" except for the occasional get to gether on Earth to remind them of what they escaped. The "settlers" have various careers on Venus just as they had on Earth but the isolation has gotten to a few and they have become very self-centered and mean-spirited and have attempted to "take over" the cyber cafe. The gang attempts to thoroughly "beat" any newcomers into submission to their wishes or run the newcomers out of the cyber cafe.
Even in this fictional land, UM and the gang represent but a small group of the people who use the cyber cafe but they are the most vocal and the most resentful. Their bickering, bashing, berating, harassing, slandering, and generally negative behavior has made them legendary in this fictional cyber cafe.
Yet, there is still a group who resist the demands of UM and the gang. These voices of reason are often subjected to the extreme offensive overtures of UM and the gang but the rational stay in hopes of letting newcomers know that people of all sorts are welcomed in the fictional cyber cafe.
Evne in the gang there is one voice of reason - MALE BKWDS. MB is not really a member of the gang but many newcomers mistake MB for a gang member because MB spends so much time trying to be the moral compass, the steadying hand, and the voice of calm and distraction when the gang starts getting out of control. MB has been heard to say things like "Look, you've wasted 2 hours bashinig this person and they aren't going to leave. Give it up!" or "Can we talk about something else besides how you hate this person? Maybe politics, religion, the weather, or sex? YEAH! Sex. That's it! Let's talk about sex." or "You know, my salamander has better sense than to sit in here all day and yell and scream a bout something out of its control. Stop already!' or "You spending all this time bashing this person gives them the attention they want. Stop talking about them and maybe we can have some fun. Did I hear some one say SEX TALK??"
MB is very aware that when MB is not in the fictional cyber cafe, that the rest of the gang says really mean and rude things about MB like "That MB, There ain't no salamander alive that would live with MB." or "Remember when MB went to CA for vacation and said someone asked MB to move with them... bull ... ain't no one wants MB that close to them." or "MB is one whacko. Always with the one liners or trying to look better than us."

From the emails, you are sayiing you want to hear more conversations from the cyber cafe on Venus so I will include more of those in the next posting. For now, enjoy and keep the emails coming. I appreciate the inspiration.

The Chronicles of Unchained Melody - Pt 13

Some of you have asked if the fictional character Unchained Melody has any friends. The simple answer is …really given the fact that UM makes a life out of mooching off of people and not working and all those other endearing character traits don't we all know a UM sum where.

UM does have a fictional “online gang”. The purpose of the fictional gang is to harass, intimidate, and berate anyone who a) would not hold UM up as a deity, b) would not agree that every word spoken by UM is gospel truth, c) would contradict UM’s assessment of any situation, d) would challenge UM’s supposed spiritual behavior, e) would not subject themselves to the victimization handed out by UM, etc, etc, etc (you get the idea).
You wanted to know the fictional names of any friends UM had. Well, since there are none, I will give you the fictional names of the “ringleaders” UM’s fictional gang.

Airless the Airhead; Weasel the Beagle; Whiny45s the Drunk; PestyWymn; Weird the Femme; MixWit the Useless; Real Fla Rooter; Slopical Slice; Miserable Crabby; Male Bkwrds; JoKer On Line; LeafsOfCream; QuietGenes; Freud The Fraud; TxCapCity

Yes, each one of these "gang leaders" has a story and I will be included those stories in future Chroncile posting.

Until then, keep the emails coming. And remember, this is all fiction. If someone wants to personalize this, it's their paranoia acting up.

The Chronicles of Unchained Melody - Pt 12

Thanks to every one for your emails and as a result, I am adding a new post to give "the background" on Unchained Leloday since so many want to know "what is this fictiious person's history".

Let me begin by gving you an example of what Unchained Melody's thinking process is...
UM does NOT ever want to have to have a REAL job. UM wants to spend some one else's money. UM wants some one else to pay all the bills. UM wants to be the center of all attention. UM wants to people to think that UM "knows all". An example of these traits is very clear when UM picks UM's "target". Here's what I mean.

UM had been observing a person for awhile and had heard rumors that the person had lots of money or at least access to lots of money from this person's family. So immediately, UM sit out to get this person's attention and make UM's way into the person's life. UM was able to get the person to meet UM at a social event. At that time UM got the person as drunk as possible (UM already knew the person liked to drink). So now the person was vulunerable enough for UM to make the move. UM convinced the person to allow UM to "visit" so they could get to know each other better. Now, the person didn't totally have honest intentions either. The person was hoping that UM who stay and be "housekeeper, cook, and sex partner" so the person could drink and not have to worry about the consequences of a poorly kept house.
At any rate, UM and the person would take long walks in the woods, along rivers, and such (which is amazing given UM is always saying that UM has been told NOT to walk a lot - but that's another story for later). At any rate, while the person was at work, UM went through every thing in the house trying to find the money or the source of the money. UM eventually realized that UM would not find the money without help so UM contrived a story about needing funds for some emergency (a phone bill). The person agreed to assist with the bill but still would not tell where the money was and would not let UM have access to it.
Well, that didn't sit well with UM. After two weeks of trying to get hold of the money, UM was told from another source that the person has said UM would never be told where the money was/is.
So, UM ended her "visit" , gathered up all but one of the things she had brought (UM always leaves one thing behind in case circumstances change it's an excuse to return), and immediately turned into a viper and, in public, accused the "target" of being a drunk, not taking care of the house, etc (which if all was true it still did not need to be spewed in public). UM left cos the person stuck to the plan. UM was NOT getting any money UNLESS UM was the person's sex partner.
Knowing things were not going to change, UM immediately started harassing the person for the one thing UM had left behind. Claiming the person was using it to lure UM back (which may have had some truth but paled in comparision to UM's motives).
When the person kept taking a long time to return the item, UM started wailing in public "I want my hey atttttttt, I want me hey attttttttt (in her best southern whiny voice) and hey atttt is obviously supposed to be HAT but the whiney voice distorted the word severely.

Eventually she got the "hey atttttt" back and the person still held a flame for UM in hopes that UM will some day want to be the "housekeeper, cook, and sex partner" but thankfully the person has moved on with life now.

Now, that's just part of the story of the character behind UM. I will post more later. I hope you enjoyed the story. I am glad every one finds the character as outrageously and bizarrely humorous as I do.

If you really think it's about you

To anyone who thinks this blog is about THEM:

Paranoid is a scary thing.
Do you really think your words are THAT interesting?
Yes, there are aliens among us and they're coming to get you (rofl).
Yes, the men in the white suits really do still exist and they know where you live (rofl).
And .... if you read the blog regularly, you must value my words or you wouldn't be reading it every day.

The Chronicles of Unchained Melody - Heads up

Well folks, expect a lot of Nostradomus, Mayan calendar, end of the world in 2012, and that kind of stuff from Unchained Melody tonight and tomorrow cos there was a special on televsion about it so no doubt UM will suddenly be the EXPERT on the subject from watching the show and doing the usual GOOGLE search to look like UM "knows it all" on the subject. So stay tuned to this blog for UM and END OF THE WORLD in 2012...... rofl

The Chronicles of Unchained Melody - Pt 11

As usually UM displays the need to be the center of attention, the need to use vulgar language for no reason, the need to try to tell every one else that only UM knows anything, the need to fake spirituality ... and seems UM has no idea what "TMI" means (too much information) as it seems UM will say just about any thing of a personal nature and UM seems to like to agrue just about any point ....also note ... UM has no job so when UM says UM's occupation, that's part of the "game" UM plays....

Person 1: when i walk by a beach or ocean, no matter what the weather I feel a certain pull at my heart, the ocean, sea or beach is magical and mystical and i always feel at peace the best place to be
Unchained Melody: love an isolated beach in the winter....very nice for photograhy..other relaxing hobbies

Person 2: gm Persn 3 , how about those people who run into the water ? were you one of them and they were NOT in Florida
PERSON 3: like going to Coney Island in the winter
Person 4: Person 2 - I used to belong to the Polar club in Vancouver - brrrrr, lol
Unchained Melody: polar bear club....oh hell no.

Person 5: Question for the everyone: Do looks matter ?
Person 6: noooo Person 5 i dont think so
Person 7: everything matters
PERSON 8 timing matters
Person 7: it does
Person 9: well i might be thinking i need to bring home a waitdress or 2
Person 10: what really matters is whats in the HEART
Person 7: if there is no chemistry
Person 5: Person 6, what does for you then?
Person 7: there's no point
Person 2: I think looks are what steers the eyes in the begining I cannot say " you walked in room and I liked your personality " that is not true I didn't know you
Person 5: Person 7, true
Person 6: i dont think i have ever met and ugly women except in their personality
Person 2: so yes to me looks are the begining
Person 7: it doesn't Person 14n they have to be beautiful only that they have to catch your eye.....in some way
Person 6: personality Person 5
Person 2: of course everyone " taste " in looks is different
Person 9: something has to catch ur eye
Unchained Melody: cuz if 2plus 2 ain't four.....then why settle for 2 plus one......the math HAS to be correct to make it an equal equation
Person 6: looks help but i would rather laugh , love,and share
Person 10: My baby's dimples and smile caught my eye
Person 6: yes Person 9 the smile when we meet
Person 9: Person 6, its a gift,if ya get all of it and i am cute,so that helps
Person 6: so why arent you here in my arms instead of us typing here
Person 5: Unchained Melody, so, you won't take a 2 plus 1? Even though it equals 3?
Unchained Melody: Person 5......would you? if the equation isn't equal on all sides...summin is gonna be outta balance
Person 5: Unchained Melody, lol if 2 plus 1 equals 3? If math is right, then yes!
Unchained Melody: done with one way relatoinships....long time ago....they lead to false intimacy and false starts an usually everyone gets hurt

Person 10: my tattoo is my tribal band with the word faith in it
Person 11: Person 10 I love those tattoos
Person 12: Person 10 what indian tribe do you belong to
Unchained Melody: the ink took well PERSON 10....well done
Person 10: CHip Person 12
Person 12: ok Person 10
Person 10: Unchained Melody I got a few spots that need to be redone
Unchained Melody: Person 12.....tribal tatts are a TYPE of tattoo..it refers to the artwork...not always a specific tribe hon nod..Person 10..but overall the ink took well from what i see....
Person 15: I have a tribal tattoo on my ankle of a tribal sun... no tribe...
Unchained Melody: need to get some work soon...
Person 2: was in navy and was too scarey cat to get tatooed
Person 10: Unchained Melody this lady likes me lol she did it for 50 bucks lol
Person 2: even when I was very drunk
Person 14: I get all Biblical when it comes to tattoos
Person 13: was not for me either Person 2 all i could think about was gettin old and how it would look
Person 14: and say "The Bible sez not to mark yer body"
Person 10: my next tat is going to be a protrait of my mom, dad, and granny
Person 4: Person 2 - I had a few tattoos - more like decals - I was a decal dyke, lol
Person 14: but thats just when it comes to tattoos!
Person 2: me too Person 13 !1 I thought that rose won't look the same on a saggy breast
Unchained Melody: those are nice Person 10....prepare yourself for a long sit
Person 15: I love tattoos.. want to get a few more....
Person 10: I am sprung on tats
Person 15: I want a dragonfly... and something else tribal
Person 16: i have a friend who put a koi fish, beautiful on her thigh years ago, it now looks like a dead fish
Person 10: wife to be hates when I get them lol
Person 2: I envisioned my grandkids saying " Grammy what's that ink blob on your breast ?"
Person 18: i like tattooes.. but only if they have Person 14ning to the receipient
Unchained Melody: Person 2.....I got peanut M&M's on my breast.when gravit takes over they'll be ALMONDS.
Person 18: i saw absolutely stunning tattooes.. from a protrait artist.. for family /freinds of those lost in 911
Person 14: I think, "wat if u change uyer mind, then u can't get rid of it easily"
Person 1: i prefer not to have tatoos but if one wishes to i respect that
Person 13: something special about a womens body Person 2 n Person 6 no tats needed
PERSON 17: have a friend with a small dolphin tatto then she gained weight and got older it looks like a whale now
Unchained Melody: everyone of the tatts I have .....was earned and Person 14 something..even the one of the M&M's
Person 18: all about choice..i say go for it.. be happy ! LOL
Person 15: I love my tattoos... I don't regret getting them at all..
Person 2: actually if you are wanted by FBI then they're will be no identifying marks ( I heard not that I know first hand ) lmaooo
Unchained Melody: no regrets and gettin more as time tends me the lessons
Person 13: yep tats are listed on arrest records
Person 10: I got my nieces foot print on my left ankle (she walks in my steps everyday)
Person 15: I still want my dragonfly
Person 18: her religious and Person 14raits are beautiful !!!!
Person 10: I have a purple rose with blood dripping from stem cause I got screwed by wife
Person 11: Person 10 thats cool
Person 10: I have a dolphin on lef arm cause I love them
Person 15: I'm just undecided.. if I want the dragonfly on the inside of my wrist... or... on the outside of my left ankle..
Unchained Melody: dragon fly teaches about illusions an reality and how to stay focused OUT of the ego and pride.....it will be a well earned tattoo Person 15
Person 14: I guess if u got one of Jesus, he might not mind so much when u get "up there"
Person 10: tribal band with faith on it on right bicep
Person 11: Person 10 how many do u have?
Unchained Melody: ooOOOooo it would be a great wrist tattoo...the wings would make a nice bracelet
Person 10: and a red heart on right calf in memory of my granny ….5 Person 11
Person 2: actually I have a friend who put " I belong to Jesus" on her leg
Person 2: she thinks like you Person 14
Person 18: i am tattoo-less..but i have seen magnificant art works....
Person 14: My ganny is tattooed on my heart for all eternity
Person 15: I saw a woman on the train Unchained Melody.. she had a beautiful one on the inside of her wrist.. it was breathtaking.. lovely
Person 11: Person 10 I drew a tattoo then chickened out to get it soa friend did
Unchained Melody: nice Person 15...its becoming more common to have tatts...they speak loudy of authentic self the wrist is painful..so is the ankle..of the two..wrist hurt more....lol..just fyi
Person 15: I do too.. but my daughter brought up a good point... it's not professional... especially if one day I decide to get another job.. but on the otherhand... it's my wrist.. so why not.. lol
Unchained Melody: inside of wrist is Person 14
Person 11: Person 10 it was to be over left breast and was a woman symbol with purple rose in the circle and the stem wrapped aroudn the post
Person 14: it could rebnder u unemployable
Person 10: I got some woodburnings of shillottes of a nekkid woman for sale
Person 14: especuially if its a jailhouse tattoo !
Person 2: I alwys tell my kids do NOT get tattoos or you can't be presidents lol
Person 15: Well.. the two tatts I have now... ankle and back of neck.. neither one actuallly "hurt"... stung a little.. but I think you're right.. wrist would hurt more
Unchained Melody: it can be covered with a wide arm band or watch Person 15....my friend made me some beautiful beaded wrist bracelets to cover mine on the occaissions i need them covered
Person 18: what wrist would u get.. primary hand or other ?? purs
Person 14: dont getta spiderweb on yer elbow
Unchained Melody: soft smile.......i've been 'professionally employed'..with face tattoos....no one ever questioned them
Person 14: or yer face
Person 15: primary hand .. which is my left hand Person 18..
Person 2: I think tattos should be in private areas .. if you are going to have one at all ...no need to put one on your forehead or that kind of stuff
Unchained Melody: and i will and do embrace spider webs..always will
Person 2: just me..think it's just another way to try to draw attention to yourself and it's not the best way to do that
Person 14: don't try the school board !
Person 10: dang you all might make me go get another one today lol
Unchained Melody: lol..Person 14...no reason too...lol
Person 1: just listening keeping out of this one
Person 15: I like spiderweb tattoos.. lol
Unchained Melody: my area of employ is publishing and photography and care giving
Person 11: Person 10 what do u want next?
Unchained Melody: That's your opinion Person 2 and I respect it
Person 14: prolly no prob then
Person 2: yes it is only my opinion Unchained Melody
Person 15: it's not "only" your opinion.. it's valuable.. just like everyone elses
Person 10: Well I want a set of praying hands and under it want it to say " Only God cn judge"
Unchained Melody: nope....and most people are curious...and do not judge my tattoos.....because i don't mind being approached about them
Person 15: to each their own
Person 14: wonders if the new president has a tattoo on his butt or anything....?
Person 11: Person 10 where do u want that one?
Person 10: on the inner part of my right arm
Person 15: How many tatts do you have now Person 10?
PERSON 17: my best friend has a owl over her heart sitting on a branch that says Person 17owl
Person 18: well. some tattoos have significance.. to certain folk
Person 10: pur I got 5
Person 10: my nephew has 18 going on 19
Person 10: my sis has 5
Person 11: PERSON 17 thats cool(just a friend?)
Person 18: like the spider web tattoo..
Person 10: my brother has 1 lol
Unchained Melody: agreed PERSON 18......all mine tell my HERstory to elders who know how to read them.....
Person 18: omgosh ...elderly reading tatts...now there's a first
Person 15: Both of my tattoos are of the sun... to me the sun is a powerful source of energy and light.. I respect the sun... love it.. so I got two tattoos of it
Person 10: my nephews are all religious ones
Person 18: bikers have it.. as a rite of passage.. Person 14 meaning they defy rules.. and in prison it Person 14 u have killed another human
Person 11: my ex has 9 tattoos and wants one more
Person 15: I'm not one for tattoos of dolphins.. bugs.. flowers... I like tribal tattoos.. but that's my taste.. lol.. like I said.. to each her own
Person 10: then maybe I want my last name tatted on the shoulder blades
Person 11: Person 15 me too
Person 14: I wanted a marijuana leaf on me, but wondered if the doc would hesitate then to prescribe me any narcotics if I wasi in pain
Unchained Melody: webs do not mean that to everyone PERSON 18....from my culture the web means we're all connected...
Person 10: pur would you like to see my tribal band?
Person 18: i was gonna get a sun.. and around it .. put each initial of my nephews and neices
PERSON 17: Person 11 yes just a friend i told her shes nuts she'll wear that to her grave i was shocked
Person 2: I have to say those tattos of ex's are a bit uncomfortable huh ?
Person 14: even tho marijuana is not a narcotic
Person 15: sure Person 10...
Person 18: Unchained Melody..right.. as i said....different meanngs to diff people or did you just ignore what I said?
Person 11: PERSON 17 it is sweet of her though
Unchained Melody: it also means the person walks in creator's will..not their own....and yeah...different meanings for different people
Person 14: maybe he'd think She's a hippi so doesn't need any dope related meds .. and ...Unchained Melody ... so you say but it has diff meanings for diff people
Person 18: so.. its depending on your new boss... lol...Unchained Melody! that is when and if you get a boss for real and not just the one you make up in your fantasy life
PERSON 17: told her no way was i getting one lol
Person 2: if you break up with a Mary you have to hope to find another mary or your skcrewed there will be fights
Person 16: ....rubbing the bootmark on my butt....
Person 1: i have beauty marks that is enough for me
Unchained Melody: my 'boss' is Creator PERSON 18...so i do not concern myself with social fashions
Person 14: sounds true, Person 2
Person 18: yeah right...no job...no boss.. so gotta say "CREATOR" rofl and sarongs are definitely NOT a fashion statement..rofl
Person 11: PERSON 17 if I got a tattoo I would want it on my calf of praying hands with suns rays on it
Person 14: I gotta birth mark that looks like the state of West Va and thats where I was born and raised
Person 11: oh cool Person 14
Person 2: I have a birthmark that looks like grapes on my butt
Person 14: on my back and it’s pink
Person 15: Nice Person 10... did you just get that? looks a little red still...
PERSON 17: Person 11 that sounds pretty if i was younger i might think about it but at my age.... not
Person 2: really
Person 1: i have a big cluster of freckles on my left leg it is huge an then a small beauty mark on my ankle and the one on my face is fading for some reason
PERSON 17: my kids would stroke
Person 10: I got it on my bday
Person 15: See Person 1.. you have your own natural tattoo... lol
Person 10: my sister got it for me
Person 1: yep natural is best, lol
Person 11: PERSON 17 I will not get one now since I am diabetic and prone to infections 3-
Person 18: Person 2.. put a champagne glass tattoo next to it !!! lmao. and Unchained Melody make sure your "boss" takes out for your 401k... lol
Person 1: and a little x in the middle of my chin from my toth going through my lip as a child and scars inside my mouth i can feel the bumps
Person 2: but the docs say it is a rather common birthmark in people of color
PERSON 17: i'm waiting on ole age makss to run together maybe it will make a picture
Person 14: wats the difference between grapes and an elephant?
Person 2: would explain my trilogy of races
Person 14: grapes are blue and elephantz R grey