The Chronicles of Unchained Melody - Pt 18

As we still slowly into the Cyber Chat Room, we find chat room folks pondering the meaning of tattoos: and other fancy stuff

Person1: UM question for you what's with a treble clef tatt on 1 cheek, the sharp note tatt on the other cheek, and the musical scale on the forehead
Person 2: rofl here we go rofl
Person: her dad was treble and her mom was a sharp dope
Unchained Melody: I am the daughter of music the heir of all things of sound
Person 1: what the heck does THAT mean UM
Unchained Melody: My parents were musical and I inherited their sounds and rythms
Person 2: rofl heir of all things of sound rofl sounds like DUH to me
Person 1: but WHY would you put those tattoos on your face
Unchained MelodyL the tattoos are a tribute to my heritage
Person3: rofl with tatts like that we know why UM hasn't had a real job since oh gosh well UM never has lol
Person 2: rofl yeah who is going to hire someone who looks so freak fridayish rofl
Unchained Melody: I am a caregiver i travel from place to place assisting people and i don't charge for my services
Person 1: UM how the heck do you pay your bills if you're never paid
Person 2: rofl cargiver my potato smasher rofl
Person 3: gawd does UM really think any one still believes that yarn
Unchained Melody: mother nature tends to my survival and i do not cling to material possesions
Person 2; rofl you can't HAVE material possessions if you don't have a job rofl
Person 3: gawd UM's fantasy life gets weirder every time it's told lol
Person 1: so where do you live UM when no one will take you in
Unchained Melody : mother nature tends me Person 1
Person 3: rofl translation ... in the back seat of the nearest abandoned space runner rofl
Person 2: or in the trunk of an old freighter lol rofl
Person 1: what does mother nature tends me mean UM
Unchained Melody: it means what it means
Person 1: okay i should have known I wouldn't get an intelligent answer sorry i even asked

The Chronicles of Unchained Melody - Pt 17

As we peek into the cyber chat room we hear Weasel and Pesky worrying about their paranoid dillusion

PeskyWymn: can i ask who Person A is with out getting in trouble lol
Airless the Airhead: seems to be new Pesky
Person 1 : she left i think
Weasel the Beagle: no clue Pesky, ya never know, rofl
Airless the Airhead: thats so true
Weasel the Beag;e: kinda like Person X yesterday, that turned out to be another sn of the clone
Airless the Airhead: that must be one hell of a job keeping up with sneaking into lives as someone else
Person2: Does anyone know how Flogherchickadee is doing???
Airless the Airhead: proof of a serious mental illness
Weasel the Beagle: exactly Airless, makes you wonder how many computers someone can have linked to have 3 sns in the chatroom at one time, thats pretty sick
Person 3: Airless...or a seriously BORING life
Person 4: Interesting tho how some people think they know who every one is but then they turn out to be so wrong
Person 5: so true Person 4 the rumors and paranoia in this room gets so funny at times
Airless the Airhead: well heck what truth i do not wonder lmao one would have to care
Weasel the Beagel: very i am now receiving nasty emails from the clone's crones
Person 3: : sorry Person 2 i don't know that person
Airless the Airhead: Weasel really?
Weasel the Beagel: no biggie, i send them to cyber chat report, hahaha
Airless the Airhead: but thats how they work
Weasel the Beagel: i got a really foul email yesterday from Smackwitagoat of course ive changed the sn to protect the uninnocent
Miserable Crabby: Weasel lol wasn't me even though I joke about a goat
Weasel the Beagle: i know, but look at the sn Crabby, you can figure out who it is
Miserable Crabby: Weasel well you have to figure this person has no life is here 24/7 etc
Person 5: how does one know if someone is in the room unless that someone else is ALSO in the room 24/7
Persn 6: rofl they tag team they take turns sitting in here so they can keep track of that stuff
Person 7: okay now that is really not having a life feeling so insecure in a cyber chat room that you have to keep tabs on who is or isn't in the room because you think you own the room
Person 5: yeah sort of like the pot calling the kettle black
Person 4: amen i think the whole bunch of them are insecure scared little people who don't have lives
Person 7: lol and they will be bashing us when we leave you can count on that

The Chronicles of Unchained Melody - Pt 16

As we step in to the Cyber Chat Room, we hear UM and Weasel planning an attack (one of their many famous tactics for trying to impress new people) and continues with the most idle and ridiculous behavior and conversation

Weasel the Beagle: anyone ever here of Alientown,Venus?
Unchained Melody: i've heard of it and gonna stop in it on my way outta country soon
Weasel the Beagle: be sure to stop at this cool place off the Tibeas hiway UM, i hear its the place to go
Unchained Melody: yup Weasel.....thats what i heard to and Ike da Bear wants a piece of whats there..Ike's had enough being called a teddy
Weasel the Beagle: i will send the phone number UM, need to call for reservations
Unchained Melody: thanks Weasel
Weasel the Beagle: my pleasure UM
Unchained Melody: ty Weasel..i'll double check with my sources to make sure we have the correct place
Weasel the Beagle: we do
Unchained Melody: me date is 18 years younger than me...and i'm lovin every min and every thing about it...how it turns out...is creator's will....we're just gonna ride the rapids of it and see where we get to be*oh hell yeah
Unchained Melody:
Unchained Melody: favorite quote of the day It's OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
Unchained Melody: when it comes to clones...:when yet gettin kicked in the behind...that just means yer in front:::ROFLMAO::: i love this woman..she keeps me laughinSplitfeathers: yet
Person 1: UM what the heck you rattling off about now ... you know there is no such thing as a CLONE .... gawd you're an idiot which is why we don't chat with you
Person 2: i was waiting for UM to leave UM said "gonna walk the dog" but sure didn't leave
Person 3: some people just want all the attention ignore it and on with the good chat let the craziness go
Person 1: ain't that the truth every time UM shows up on my list I click the HIDE THE PIC button cos I can't tolerate looking at that mug
Person 2: yeah what's with a treble clef tatt on 1 cheek, a sharp note tatt on the other cheek, and the musical scale on the forehead
Person 3: I told you it's attention deficit ignore it it won't go away so why even acknowledge
Person 1: you know when CCR installed the video thing so you got to actually see who you were chatting with i was excited but dang some of these people are scary looking
Person 2: and they always have been lol
Person 3: I like it better when they put the blow up doll in front of the monitor rofl
Unchained Melody: I saw an ex yesterday she said to tell everyone in the room hello
Person 1: rofl like we call rofl
Person 4: Okay... subject change....There is supposed to be this back machine you lay on with feel elevated, ask your doc about it, you spend like 30 minutes on it, we commercials bout it down here
LeafsOfCream: i would need to know what it is called Person 4, my doctor belongs to the fibromyaliga association of MARS
Person 4: Next time I see the commercial, I will write it down for you
Whiny45s The Drunk: just started my woodstove
Unchained Melody: anti gravity table...hang upside down...sometimes does help but I prefer a sensory deprivation tank
LeafsOfCream: i am not hanging upside down no way
Unchained Melody: well guess no trapeze in your bedroom either then...LMAO
Person 5: try some accpunture .........modern medicne sometimes is extreme .......try one area of the body first
LeafsOfCream: i have to see if my insurance covers it
Unchained Melody: some insurance does cover 12 visits Leafs
Person 6: i go to chiropractor to have spine realigned....it helps me
Person 7: those stretching machines are nice they are nice i use one for months in Perry Mtn Venus and in WantAHeart MARS i worked a sweet trade deal for ads for free use of one
Unchained Melody: i can't afford one nor do i have a place to keep it when I've been kicked out of where I'm living but on the road, i'm spendin first month just on ME...i've done enough care givin in the past years..i need a turn
Person 1: rofl "caregiving" rofl is that the new code word for mooching off of people and not having a job rofl
Person 2: see UM's conversations make NO sense lol we all know the truth
Person 3: beware the idiot behind the curtain rofl
Unchained Melody: tend myself gently when ever possible...i have enough rough to get thru...some sure go out of their way to do harm....
Person 1: rofl okay now if that wasn't about masterbation I don't know what is rofl
Person 2: lol so true Person 1
Whiny45s The Drunk: i would start my ex's car in the cold mornings-then after IT left-i paid someone to start my car--cause IT's new lover hated me-lol
Person 3: Whiny that makes no since, why would you pay someone to start your car when you just started your lovers ?
Unchained Melody: its good to know your heritage....family crests are important facts that people should research..all heritage is important ...kinda how i see it
Person 1: where the heck did that comment come from
Person 2: lol UM is about to start the "i'm a native potato and all EYES are on me" routine
Person 3: oh i love that interpretation lol EYES n taters rofl
Person 1: you think we can all talk about our heritage cos we were BORN on VENUS
Person 2: lord knows lol but give UM time UM will prove the ignorance on the argument UM makes
Person 3: UM always does lol

The Chronicles of UM - Pt 15

As we look in on the cyber chat room Weasel the Beagle is having a conversation with Whiny45s The Drunk:

Weasel the Beagle: hey there Whiny
Whiny45s The Drunk: don't say hi to me you traitor
Weasel the Beagle: what do you mean traitor Whiny
Whiny45s The Drunk: you know dang well what I mean you and your song
Weasel the Beagle: on come on Whiny you know how you always say you're having another Coors or getting drunk on Friday or Saturday night
Whiny45s The Drunk: Weasel it's one thing for me to joke like that it's another for you to make fun of me in one of your ridiculous songs
Person 1: you know i just saw a special on Weird Al the guy who does all those song make overs
Person 2: yeah he was funny but he never had an original thought
Person 1: yeah sorta reminds me of some one in here
Weasel the Beagle: stay out of this you idiots
Whiny45s The Drunk: oh right call every one else idiots lol you're the one who can't come up with an original tune you have to steal someone else's words to make fun of people you call friend
Weasel the Beagle: oh Whiny get over yourself it was a joke and you of all people should understand
Person 1: oh lord the nuts are turning on each other
Person 2: well you knew it had to happen eventually
Person 1: yeah well let's see how long the fight i'm going to set here and have some good laughs
Person 2: hey i laugh at them when they think they're being serious talk about egos rofl
Person 1: yeah well let's just sit here and enjoy the show
Weasel the Beagle: there ain't no ego problem here unless it's Whiny's
Whiny45s The Drunk: oh yeah like all the things you say about me behind my back i've heard all about that
Weasel the Beagle: Whiny get over your bad self why don't you have another drink

.... and for several hours Weasel and Whiny battle each other in a war of words that neither would ever win because neither understands what "friend" really means and they love to take "verbal shots" at each other when one or the other is not in the cyber chat room.

So much for peace on Venus LOL

The Chronicles of Unchained Melody - Weasel's Song

Whiny Drinks Alone
(Weasel the Beagle's tribute to Weasel's friend Whiny45s The Drunk)

Whiny drinks alone, yeah
With nobody else
It drinks alone, yeah
With nobody else
You know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves

Every morning just before breakfast
Whiny don't want no coffee or teaJust it,
the voices and good buddy Wiser
That's all it ever needs
'Cause it drinks alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves

The other night Whiny lay plotting
And it awoke with terrible "DTs"
So it called up its pal Jack Daniels
And its partner Jimmy Beam
And they drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves

The other day Whiny got invited to a party
But Whiny stayed home instead
Just it and its pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers Black and Red
And they drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know why it drinks alone
The voices prefer to be by themselves

Whiny's whole family done gave up on it
And it makes it feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with it
Is Whiny's dear Old Grand-Dad
And they drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know why it drinks aloneT
he voices prefer to be by themselves

The Choronicles of UM - Pt 14

The date is December 19, 3012 and UM is in the cyber chat room espousing her "wisdom" yet again as we listen in to the conversation.

Unchained Melody: In 2 days the world will come to an end as predicted by Nostradamus and the Mayan calendar
Person 1: Sorry UM but that was 12/21/2012 not 3012
Unchained Melody: Do you dare contradict me? People got it wrong back then. I am right. Just look at the signs.
Person 2: What signs UM?
Person 3: rofl the sign that says "Yet another false prophet speaks with forked tongue". rofl
Unchained Melody: Laugh all you like. The climate in all of the universe is changing. The stars are aligned as they never have been before. Do you dare not see the truth?
Weasel the Beagle: UM, I see and I believe.
Unchained Melody: Then Weasel I am sad that we will not have many more days left to know each other.
LeafsOfCream: here on Mars things are changing rapidly too
Unchained Melody: True Leafs it's the entire universe that's how they got it wrong last time they saw it as just the earth
Person 1: Well UM if that's true then I guess it really doesn't matter if I believe you or not no one will be around to know rofl
Whiny45s The Drunk: Hey lay off of UM she's the only smart one in this group
Person 2: Oh Whiny go back to your beer can
Person 3: people have been saying since time immortal that "tomorrow is the end of time" i guess when it happens it happens
Unchained Melody: Well you could at least do something positive with your last few days
Person 1: why UM there won't be anyone around to know if what you say is true

(12/21/3012 comes and goes with out incident)

Person 1: well it's 12/22/3012 and we're still here chatting I wonder where UM is rofl
Person 2: Who cares i think people who have nothing better to do than to try to scare people into believing stuff like that need a life
Weasel the Beagle: Hey leave UM alone she just got the year wrong i bet but it will happen on 12/21/4012 I bet
Whiny45s The Drunk: Yeah what Weasel said
Person: Well since none of us will be here to know if it happens it doesn't matter fact is she was wrong and i bet she doesn't show her face in for awhile rofl

(weeks pass and UM does not appear in the cyber chat room but then ...)

Unchained Melody: Weasel, Whiney, Leafs, merry meet greetings my universal friends
Person 1: rofl the dead has risen
Weasel the Beagle: UM so glad to see you we have missed yo
Person 2: Not all of us rofl
LeafsOfCream: UM Mars is a mess these days what do you see for our future
Person 3: rofl the nutcase gets it wrong and they want MORE rofl
LeafsOfCream: you are so wise
Person 1: rofl some people it's like the blind leading the blind
Weasel the Beagle: UM so glad we have another day together
Unchained Melody: yes every day is a blessing mote be
Person 1: i think i'm going to gag rofl barf barf
Person 2: how can people believe this stuff and just ignore when "predictions" are wrong it's like Jeanne Dixon all over again (saw a show about her recently)
Person 3: i know what you mean i watched a show about Hitler and folks called him the anti-christ and expected the end of the world
Unchained Melody: believe or not believe the end will catch you all dreaming then
Person 1: UM you said the end was 12/21/3012 i think you need to consult a calendar not your ouijo board rofl

(and the chat continues for hours with the gullible supporting the false sayings while the intelligent ones move on to another conversation ...)

Why people fake their deaths

Found this in the news and thought it would be good to share.
Why People Fake Their Deaths ... Benjamin Radford LiveScience's BadScience Columnist
– Tues Jan 20, 2:33 pm ET
In New Port Richey, Florida, a woman named Alison Matera told her friends,family, and church choir that she had cancer, and only months to live. She went into hospice, and soon the community was notified of her death. Yet Matera was quite alive; her plan unraveled when she appeared at her own funeral service, claiming to be her own long-lost identical twin sister. She was recognized, and when police were called she admitted to faking both her cancer and death.
People fake their deaths for many reasons. Most often it is done to escape legal or financial troubles, an extreme measure designed to get a fresh start and make a clean break. Other times the "victim" just wants to be alone, to get away from daily hassles, pressures, and obligations. Some people do it for life insurance fraud; others, like Alison Matera, apparently sought posthumous attention and recognition.

Given how people die and are resurrected on line, I thought this would be fun to share.